As long as there’s sound in the strumming strings
And my hand hasn’t lost its cunning,
You won’t find me slow to toe the scratch
And hold my own in a singing-match,
And if I’m not first at the winning-post
It won’t be for want of running.
Let him open his ear who wants to hear,
And the gossipers take a vacation;
I’ll ask you folks to pardon me
If I make any slips, for it’s plain to see
That no one’s perfectly free from faults
Who can’t withstand temptation.
It’s custom to call a singer good
If he betters the worst of the batch,
And when two songsters get together,
Though they mayn’t be birds of the finest feather,
It’s up to the pair their gifts to air
By holding a singing-match.
One shouldn’t be slow at giving his show
At the proper time and occasion.
If he isn’t trying to pull a bluff,
The first time of asking’s quite enough,
And there’s lots that like to be buttered up
With a heap of fool persuasion.
When I was young, sweet songs I sung—
The phrase has been used before—
But luck has many an impish whim,
Misfortune dogged me and turned me grim,
Ah times agone! since those days on,
I sing of my sorrows sore.
Those happy years of my careless youth
I’ll try to recall to mind,
The trials that beset me, the pains I met,
For a time at least I’ll just forget,
Let the strings resound! I’ll sing a round
With any that feels inclined.
Tune up, tune up! and all night we'll sing
To the lilt of the ringing gut;
The company’s waiting; we’re both in fettle,
Come sing with me and I’ll test your mettle,
The strings we'll thrum till the morning’s come,
And the candles burn to the butt.
And the singer bold that wants to hold
A singing-match with me,—
No matter how clever and smart he feels
He needn’t expect to see my heels;
We'll start right now and take turn and turn,
Till the blink of the dawn we see.
And we'll carry right on till the daylight’s gone,—
To a tee it'll suit my ways;
I mind me well when my years were young
That many a time all night I’ve sung;
There were fancy top-notch warblers then,
Like you don’t meet nowadays.
And if anyone fret at the pace I set
Or can’t follow my galopings,
Or once he’s in, doesn’t aim to win
I tell him straight: he’d better begin
To leave the guitar to his betters, and play
On a sponge, with woollen strings.
The Nigger.
There’s many that are, on the guitar,
More clever and light and larky;
I’ll only say I’m a middling player,
But I’m sure plumb glad heav’n’s heard my prayer
And a singer I’ve met that seems all set
To try-out this humble darkie.
Though I’m black of blee, don’t think less of me,
I guess I just can’t remove it.
I’ve got civil ways and I know my place,
You can smile if you like at my darky face,
I’ve got something white in my make-up too;
And here are my teeth to prove it.
My mother dear, ten sons she bore
And nine of them middling good;
I was number Ten, which is why, maybe,
That Providence always favoured me.
They say the tenth egg of a laying hen
Is the biggest of all the brood.
A warm-hearted race are the black-of-face,
Though they don’t spread the news around;
There’s nothing to beat how they stick together
And they stick the closer the worse the weather,
They’re like the ‘maca,’ for under its wing
Its chickens are always found.
But since I was grown, I’ve been on my own,
For myself I’ve always fended;
I’ve always roamed like a bird as free,
And every tree is a home for me,
All the learning I’ve got, by a priest was taught
Whose class I once attended.
I know as well as the man next door
Why the clouds are thunder-riven,
The months of the year; and a thing that’s summer—
Why winter comes on the heels of summer;
And I know the way they gather up
The waters that fall from Heaven.
I know what they hide in the earth’s inside
When you get right to the middle,
The caverns deep where the gold is found,
And the iron, miles underneath the ground,
And the flaming volcanoes rage and roar,—
And many another riddle.
I know how the shining fish are born
Way down on the ocean’s bottom;
I know the trees how they spring and grow,
And why the winds whistle when they blow,
And many things that the whites don’t know,
This darkie’s wits have taught him.
I’ll pull or let go, go fast or slow,
Swop knocks, if you’re bent on knocking,
I guess I won’t keep him waiting long,
Who challenges me to a round of song;
It’s silly to ask if a man is lame,
You'll know, if you watch him walking.
And if my foot, out of place I’ve put,
By showing you here my figure,
And airing my voice before I was bade,
Please pardon me; and I’ll only add:
There’s no defect so almighty big
That someone can’t find a bigger.
In every song it won’t take folks long
To find something odd to pick on;
Does it matter a bit if the singer’s black?
Just listen! Don’t snigger behind his back.
The fool may pick up a grain of wit,
And the wisest their wits may slick en.
A brow like coal covers sense and soul,
And may have good wits for lining;
Just give me a show, and hark to me,
And don’t get cross if you don’t agree;
The night’s black too, but the light gets through
Where the big bright stars are shining.
So fire away and sound my wits,
You won’t find me slow or surly;
Ask what you like but please overlook,
If my answers don’t sound like a book,
In letters I don’t know ‘J’ from ‘O”’
They’re both so curly-wurly.
Martin Fierro.
Come on then darkie; don’t jib or shy,
In view you’re so mighty wise;
You’ve got the hook well down, I feel,
So answer me right off the reel,
While the beat you ring on the sounding string;
What song is the song of the skies?
The Nigger.
They say God fashioned the black man first
When He planned man’s shape and figure,
Yet there’s some white folks so mighty proud
Though they ask him to sing to amuse the crowd,
They don’t remember he’s got a name
But only that he’s a nigger.
The white man paints the devil black,
And the black man paints him white;
But a man by his colour ain’t influenced,
It doesn’t hold for, nor yet against;
The Almighty made only one kind of man,
Though their faces are dark or bright.
And after this opening that fits quite well
With my present situation;
With my spare wits the best I’ll do
In a word or two to answer you;
And Ill tell you what the song of the skies
Is in my estimation.
The heavens sing, and weep and sigh
Forever and evermore,
In the silent dawn the dew they weep,
They sing when the winds o’er the pampas sweep,
Their tears gush out when the tempests spout,
And they chant in the thunder’s roar.
Martin Fierro.
Black and white God made, but He never said
Which one of the two was duller;
He gave them all the same cross to bear,
And equal woes, and the same despair,
But He also made light, and He made it white
The better to show up colour.
There isn’t no call to get personal
Where there’s been no provocation;
I don’t see how anyone is to blame
If they call a thing by its common name,
And a present you got on your first birthday
Can’t damage your reputation.
I like them more when they don’t get sore
And start any dander-slinging,—
If your head’s as long as you say it is,
Please clear up some more of these mysteries,
Just tell me now, what in all the world
Is the song that the earth is singing?
The Nigger.
My wits are in want, and my skill is scant
With such deep dark things to deal;
But I’m not getting scared on account of that,
Though my head is hard, I can answer pat,
For even the pebble gives off sparks
When you strike it with the steel.
And this is the answer that I find
In my reason’s limitations;
Her song is the voice of motherhood
In the bearing pangs of her mighty brood,
The last death-sighs and the first birth-cries
Of her countless generations.
Martin Fierro.
Ah darkie! I see you don’t waste your pipes
In chirp ings and twitter ings;
You can do your stuff once you get a start,
You’re a man sure enough, after Fierro’s heart,
And I’m not surprised; for among the birds
It’s only the cock that sings.
And seeing as how into the world
This gift you’ve brought along,
Don’t sing too small, but don’t sing too big,
And don’t get ruffled and lose your twig;
And quick on the spot, just tell me what
Is the song that’s the Ocean’s song.
The Nigger.
If men had been meant to sing like birds
It’s a cinch they'd be born with beaks;
To copy a gift you were born without,
Doesn’t seem very much to be proud about,
The magpie I’ve heard, is a wonderful bird
But it’s only the female speaks,
Come help me on now my mother-wit
To win this match for me.
It costs me a bit to make reply,
But I’m not throwing up my hand, not I—
I’ll tell you now, as I best know how
The song of the Ocean-sea.
When the mighty winds o’er the ocean blow,
The waters all round the earth
Rise up and sing with a dreadful roar,
Till the whole world trembles from shore to shore
Like a beast it howls in earth’s rocky bowels
Asif raging to come to birth.
Martin Fierro.
The best of your brains you’ll have to rack
This time—I’ll bet my hat—
Make chums right now with some holy Saint,
You'll win if you are, and you’ll lose if you ain’t;
As well as the Sea and the Earth and Sky,
The Night has her song—what’s that?
The Nigger.
A wary man said to a bold man once:
‘Don’t gallop, there’s holes around.’
I’ll answer you simply: Night murmurs low,
Her song on the winds that come and go,
And that echoes bear from none knows where,
That seem but the ghosts of sound.
They’re the whisperings of the secret things
That the shadows of night enclose,
The phantom voices that haunt the ear,
When a cry goes up in the midnight clear,
Like the muffled tone of an endless moan
From a source that no man knows.
When the sun rises high in the eastern sky,
The shadows seek their lairs;
But when night comes down on the world, then hark!
How the voices stir in the stilly dark,—
The voice of the souls of the dead and gone
That ask us for our prayers.
Martin Fierro.
Well answered, darkie; you’re doing well,
You’ve riz in my estimation.
You’ve got the knack of this singing-jargon,
And a pinch of learning into the bargain,
Not even a shadow escapes your grip
If it serves your explanation.
But I think it’s my duty to say this plain
Before we get on with the story,
Will you please take note, ere we go ahead,
I’m not singing here to raise the dead;
So I’ll thank you to leave in the peace of God
The souls that have gone to glory.
And the wary man’s counsel about the holes,
Some other may serve to warn,
It suits with a singer best I hold
To sing out clear and strong and bold,
And now I want you to answer quick:
Please tell me where love is born.
The Nigger.
A riddle rare you’ve given me there,—
I haven’t met many such,—
It’s lots to ask from a rough ranch hand,
But this at least I understand:
The beginning of wisdom is to know
That one doesn’t know very much.
Love’s born in the bird that wings the air
Through the sky so blue and wide,
When it’s weary of flying to and fro
It lights on some branch; and sweet and low
It opens its bill and with many a trill
Calls its little mate to its side.
The wild beast loves in its gloomy lair
Far hid from the homes of men;
It woos its mate with fearsome growls,
And tells its love in a burst of howls,
The only song that the wild beast knows
Is to roar and roar again.
The shining fish that swim the sea
Have their loves, just the same as man;
From the ocean’s deeps to the skies above,
There’s nothing’s got life that hasn’t love;
God made them together and yoked them up,
The day that the world began.
Martin Fierro.
Ah, cunning darkie; you’ve handled well
A ticklish proposition;
Although at first you made me smile,
I’m respecting you now a regular pile.
And now of the thing men call the Law
Please give me your definition.
The Nigger.
There’s lots of things that the book men know
Beyond my comprehension;
Since I found that, myself, I’m not so wise,
No learning can cause me much surprise,
And the man that at singing takes me on,
I’m not asking for condescension.
No singer am I, expert or sly,
Though to win this match I’m hopin’,
But when to my turn the song comes round
Against the best I can hold my ground,
Tm like the ‘maté,’ that’s not much use
Until its mouth you open.
Since the choice of the riddle is up to you,
As stiff as you like please choose it;
I’m not looking worried, you must allow,
And I’ll answer you now as I best know how:
Law was made as a switch for the poor and rich
But only the poor man rues it.
The spider’s web, it seems to me,
The law pretty fairly matches.
It doesn’t bother the rich one bit,
Nor the bosses whose job is applying it;
The big beetle breaks it and gets away,
It’s the little bug it catches.
The rain doesn’t fall just the same on all,
And no one can be the chooser;
The man that’s soaked will sore complain,
But the fact of the matter’s surely plain;
Which is this: that the Law is like the knife,
It doesn’t hurt the user.
You’ll hear some say that the Law’s a sword,
Which isn’t a thing for wonder—
The man that’s got the hilt in hand
Sees well where the cut is going to land,
It falls on the fellow that’s underneath,
Unless he gets out from under.
The parts of the doctors of the Law,
I don’t doubt or hold in scorn;
I’ma plain-spoken darkie, as you see,
And every day clearer it seems to me,
The only law that they’re giving us
Is the little end of the horn.
Martin Fierro.
I’m telling you, darkie, once again,
I’ve taken your style and measure,
Some good horse-sense out of life you’ve squeezed;
To have run up against you I’m mighty pleased;
To hark to your stuff is more than enough
To make this match a pleasure.
It’s my duty too, to say to you,
That your brag you’ve justified.
T’'ll tell the truth and shame the devil;
There’s not many singers touch your level,
And though you’re pitch dark on the outer bark,
You’re chock-full of light inside.
And I won’t have it said I was so ill-bred
As to here abuse your patience,
You’ve answered me, and if now you want
To know anything that you’re ignorant;
Just feel yourself free to puzzle me
Without any reservations.
The Nigger.
Good tongue; don’t trip or halt or slip,
Your cunning don’t start forgetting;
Though the stake of the game is a singer’s fame,
It’s by missing the mark one learns to aim;
If you go to sea by your own sweet will,
It’s silly to fear a wetting.
I’ll ask you now what I’d like to know
Since to answer me is your pleasure;
I’ll give you best in our singing-match,
If you answer this batch with all despatch:
Explain to me please what Number is,
And Time, and Weight, and Measure.
The stake you’ll win if you now begin
Without any hesitation;
I must tell you clear that what these things are,—
Though maybe you'll think it’s singular—
There’s nobody ever has given me yet,
A downright explanation.
To tell me this all the books I’ve got
Are so much useless lumber,
Your wisdom now may enlighten me
And your answer my future guide shall be.
So first of the lot, tell me on the spot:
Why God created Number.
Martin Fierro.
This nigger has got the ‘carancho’ beat—
The way he swoops on his nest—
I can see for this meeting you’ve come prepared;
But my wit’s not dusty, and I’m not scared.
Let’s see if pat I can answer that
Get ready to give me best.
The sun is one, and the world is one,
One moon in the sky we see;
So it’s plain and broad, that Almighty God
Never made any quantity.
The One of all ones is a single whole,
And One was the first amount;
Number only began to be made by man
As soon as he learned to count.
The Nigger.
Here goes another to test your wits,—
On this riddle employ your leisure:
The being that first made One from Nought
No doubt on his files the answer’s got;
But as for me, I never did see
Just why He created Measure.
Martin Fierro.
Hark well to me—if you don’t agree,
Let my ignorance be excuse-—
Every single measure man measures with,
Man made for his private use.
It’s easy to see God didn’t need
Any measure to help his plan,
He had nothing to measure, once he’d fixed
The length of the life of Man.
The Nigger.
If you answer me this one I’ll confess
In this art you fair excel me;
A singer of parts has got to know
Lots of things like these, if he’d make a show;
There’s another thing here I want made clear:
The meaning of Weight please tell me.
Martin Fierro.
God keeps in the store of His secret lore
This mystery profound;
He simply ordained that every weight
Should fall till it hit the ground.
And since life is a bundle of bad and good,
I’ll answer you this again:
The use of weight is to estimate
The sins of the sons of men.
The Nigger.
You'll win if you answer this other one
With proper rhymes and reasons;
I’ll give you my hand for the best I’ve met,
And answer me quick or you lose the bet:
When was Time first made, and why it’s split
Into night and days and seasons?
Martin Fierro.
I’ll tell you, darkie: It seems to me,—
Though your question is troublesome—
That Time is only the tarrying
For what is about to come.
There was never a time before Time was,
And it’s always got to be,
For Time goes round like a turning wheel
And a wheel’s like Eternity.
If man splits time into then and now,
This reason I only give:
It’s to know how long he’s already lived,
And how long he has yet to live.
I’ve answered you, but he doesn’t win
Who draws blood in the opening bout;
If you’ve got a question up your sleeve,
Or forgotten something, you’ve got my leave,
I’m always at hand at your command,
To decide your slightest doubt.
I’m not saying this to air my brains,
Though of sense I’m not short of s matters;
A first-rate singer has got to show
He’s got lots of wind in reserve; and so
I’ll put you through your facings now
In certain Estancia matters.
Hold on now, nigger, and clear your wits,
Get set for a nasty jar;
Don’t let your tongue at this question fail,
And give me your answer on the nail:
What’s got to be done ona cattle-run
In the months that are spelt with ‘r’?
The Nigger.
Of the ignorance of any man
No man ought to make a mock,
I’m ready enough to own I’m beat,
When a singer that’s got more class, I meet,
But I’ll make it clear, I didn’t come here,
To be used as a chopping-block.
I’ve said that in learning got from books
I don’t know ‘O’ from ‘J,’
You’re aiming to make me look a fool,
And it’s not my way to stand ridicule;
It gets my gall, if with me for ball
Any man should try to play.
It’s only right that in every race
The quicker should lift the prize;
It’s bound to happen to every one,
A losing race some day to run,
When a middling singer makes a match,
With another of outside size.
Have you ever seen on the open plain
A man that has lost his way?
In a daze he wanders to and fro,
But where to make for he doesn’t know;
If you have, you’ll know how a singer feels
When he feels he’s going stale.
The trees of the forest creak and groan
When they’re struck by the stormy blast;
Is it any wonder that here I grieve
And a heavy sigh from my breast I heave,
When my singer’s renown to the wind is blown,
And my day is overcast?
I swear to heaven from this day on
I’ll give up the singing art;
And if some day my breast takes fire
With the olden flame and the old desire,
It won’t be my aim to sing for fame,
But to lighten my heavy heart.
When hope goes west life’s lost its zest
And the world grows wearisome;
Take this advice: don’t hold too fast,
To anything that’s not made to last;
If a poor man gets some happiness
It’s a warning of pains to come.
As long as I live I’ll not forget
The taste of this bitter cup;
Though time may soften my sorrow ings
Yet never again I’ll spread my wings;
If you’re not meant to fly in the great blue sky,
What good is it looking up?
And I’ll ask you all that hark to me
To bear with me still a spell;
When to come to this party I felt inclined
It wasn’t just singing I had in mind,
But also because beside of that,
I’d a duty to do as well.
I’ve told you here that my mother dear,
Ten sons she bore and bred,—
But the eldest and best beloved of all,
Met an evil death; in a tavern brawl
That he didn’t start, many years agone,
By a ruffan’s knife he bled.
The nine of us that are yet alive,
Like orphans he left behind;
Since then all un consoled we grieve
For our brother’s loss, you may well believe;
And the man at whose hand he met his death,
We’ve not had the luck to find.
Let the bones of my brother rest in peace,
In the grave they lie quiet and still;
To stir them up I don’t aim to-day,
But if things should begin to move that way,
I hope God helps me to pay in full
This long outstanding bill.
If you’d finish this match some other time,
I’m waiting for your commands;
And with all the respect that is your due,
I want right now to suggest to you
That we’ll sing if you please of the wrongful deaths,
Some men have on their hands.
And I’ll say to all you gentlemen,
As I’m on the point of leaving,
That the dead man’s brothers still survive,
And all of them very much alive.
And a memory isn’t quick to die
When it’s kept alive by grieving.
What’s going to be is a mystery
That Time in its bosom guards;
To say what the next act’s going to be,
Ask a fortune-teller,—don’t ask me,—
The future hides what Fate decides,
But we’ll all know afterwards.
Martin Fierro.
Thank goodness at last you’ve shut your beak,
I’ll say you can fairly spout;
I began to suspect a good time back,
When I saw all those fancy airs you pack,
You’d got something stuck inside your crop
And were longing to spit it out.
And now that we know just how we stand
For more talk I’m not inclined;
The chance you’re wanting to come your way
You can have if you like this very day,
It seems to me it’s time to begin
A match of a different kind.
No more than you can I tell you true
What’s now about to be;
But I’m not getting off the trail I choose;
Till I get to the end, I’ll win or lose.
There’s never a man since the world began
That escapes his destiny.
It was first the grudge of an unjust judge,
Then the wars of the far frontiers;
And when I was free of the frontier hell,
The filthy camps of the infidel;
And now it’s this pack of darkies here
To amuse my declining years.
Their mother put ten of them in the world,
Which nobody does with ease;
A woman like that isn’t through, I’ll bet,
Perhaps we'll see the poke-shakings yet;
The ‘mulita’s’ litter is always odd,
And they’re all as alike as peas.
With men of colour I never yet
Found it good to be too polite;
When their monkey’s up their temper’s vile,
They’re always ready to spill their bile,
They put me in mind of the spider kind
All ready and set to bite.
A bunch of quarrelsome nigger boys
In my times I guess I’ve met.
There were some top-notchers among them too,
Quick of eye and hand, I’m telling you—
If ’m spared—Aijuna! they’ll get from me
A... story they won’t forget.
But every man has got to pull
In the yoke he’s harnessed to;
It’s a long time now since I picked a fight,
And in quarrelling I don’t delight,
But I’m not afraid of a threatening shade
Or a wandering bug-a-boo.
I thought that only the bones were left,
But I’ve still got to do the tail;
By what I can see, it seems to me
From this racket I simply can’t shake free,
And I’ll tell you all, this is what I call
To rivet a well-driven nail.